Zach Lunch (heavy metal music) What's happening, my modern time legends?

I'm here with a Brown Bag business report talking about the raddist meal of the day.

I meal so rad they named it after me.

(happy music) Woof.

Whoa, that's right Doggy.

We're talking lunch, that special time of day when you get to choose to be anything you want, as long as you're bodaciously brave.

Doggy: Huh?

Oh, you bet your puppy bottom you can be brave come lunchtime.

Whether you like fruits, veggies or meats the most.

There are always new things to try.

Sweet.

Whoa, maybe the cafeteria crew we want to crush some crumbs with veggie steaks and ranch dip.

But that may not look good to a Doggy Bag.

Doggy Bag: Uh uh.

Zach: But a hungry ranch hand, it's cow-roping fuel.

(cow moos) Or maybe your mom packed you some leftover tuna but you weren't too sure about it.

But you know who would take down that tuna, a healthy pirate.

Arrggh.

Shiver me timbers.

So when you get the munchies for some lunchies, don't be afraid to try something new.

Remember that life is nothing more than a buffet of adventure.

You take it from your brave leader, Zach Lunch.

(heavy metal music)