- Parmesan, Old Parmesan (indistinct) and he was like, "grilled cheese with Gorgonzola?"

And I'm like, "have you ever tried it?"

Oh, my goodness.

- Zach and I have been friends for three years now, that's half a lifetime in dog years.

I found the only thing he loves more than food is the sound of his own voice.

- Little bit of butter, little bit of almond butter, little bit of peanut butter.

- [Doggie] My only problem is he loves to enjoy them at the same time.

- Oh, you take a pickle.

Oh, you take that and you- - He's a good friend as friends go, he gives me lots of walkies and scratches behind my ear.

- You put in the oven for 45 to 4 hours!

- [Doggie] But how good a friend can he be if he doesn't show good manners?

- (gasps) Is taco salad just not a big round taco?

- [Doggie] Way back when I was still with my litter mates, I learned about using good manners at the table.

Things like not blowing bubbles in your milk, slurping your soup or saying, "excuse me" before you leave the table.

- My ceiling looks like popcorn.

- [Doggie] And definitely not talking with your mouth full.

(Zach gurgling) Using good manners shows you respect the people around you and you want to make their mealtime experience a good one.

But perhaps Zach never learned, perhaps no one ever taught him.

(Zach yells) Does that make me the bad friend?

Am I to blame for his gross unmannerly behavior?

How do I bring up such a subject?

- [Zach] Wait for it!

- [Doggie] How does that conversation go?

- There are really good foods out there and you can't limit yourself.

- This is it, I'm going to teach Zach Lunch manners.

- Doggie, what's wrong?

Penny for your thoughts, Doggie Bag?

- Roof, roof.

(growls) (Zach gasps) (Doggie yelping and whimpering) - (gasps) Oh Doggie.

(gasps) I had no idea.

I'm so sorry, I never thought that table manners might affect you.

I promise, from this day forward- (bell dings) what was that?

Oh, oh, it's the main course!

(feet squelching) It's here!

(bells chiming) (Zach yelling) - [Doggie] (sighs) I guess you can't teach an old bag new tricks.

(Zach yelling) (energetic outro music)